Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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