do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
