everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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