Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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