Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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