Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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