D3 body, D1 cock
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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