Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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