ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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