called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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