Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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