I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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