So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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