He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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