He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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