GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
