It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I enjoy the company of your penis
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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