suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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