Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
3 2 1 whiskey
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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