i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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