Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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