I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it's not cheating when I paid for it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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