Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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