so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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