She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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