Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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