Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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