Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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