He is an equal opportunity slut.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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