No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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