Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No subtext here. People are naked.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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