its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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