That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Randomize
