bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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