girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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