We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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