Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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