That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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