S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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