Sry I called you an 8
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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