Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's blow job season.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Randomize
