I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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