There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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