Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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