What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I will die if light touches me.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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