I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i out mim tonsoeep
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