what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The ass gains better be worth it
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