I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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