yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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