when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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