i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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