I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
