I don't think brook has ever known best
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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