Nicole vs. Life
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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